I’ve just spent about 5 hours fixing lunch and then eating it. I come back upstairs where I left my laptop running and my MSN signed in and here’s what I read when I got sat back down on my “state of the art wheelie chair”. Honestly.

 

 

14:10 Josh: Heya Chels.

14:11 Josh: That sounds stupid...

14:11 Josh: Hi Chelsea.

14:17 Josh: Okay, not replying...

14:18 Josh: I was just going to ask you if you still had the Narnia book?

14:19   Josh is now Offline

 

 

I mean, WHO DOES THAT? Who says, “Heya Chels!” think it’s stupid and changes it to “Hi Chelsea”??? Josh, this is why you’ll never become President. Ha-ha. Only joking. But seriously. His anti-social amnesties continue to fascinate me.

 

The guy’s not even human! He belongs to the same species as Michael Jackson, uh-huh. But hey, I’m a fan of Michael’s :3

 

Anyway, I really have got to go, I just spent five hours downstairs, in the kitchen (which is probably the most forbidden place for me in my house, I can’t cook for nuts), I have to go and pick up Rona from the mall at 4 and be at the airport for Joe’s final farewell by 5. AND I still have to finish his farewell letter. Whoo. Wayyyy to much pressure right there buddy. Holy Mother of God, it’s 3:30! I REALLY HAVE TO GO!

Labels: Josh, people, random

5 o’clock already? I just fell asleep reading Saint Maybe (this really cool novel Richelle lent me, I know should at least be reading my textbooks or notes) at around half past two and next thing I know, my mom’s nudging at me to get up (she doesn’t want me to sleep the whole afternoon). I lost some sleep last night, I don’t know, either my mild insomnia from the mock exam days has made a comeback or I was excited to get back to school the next day. Or both.

(Or maybe because my 11 year old brother won't stop talking about Josh and Spongebob Squarepants. He thinks Josh lives under a rock and he even bet his favorite character was Squidward since they're both so pessimistic and all. And guess what, I asked Josh who he liked in Spongebob and he did Squidward. HAHA. I think my bro may be stalking you Josh. I don't even know how in Pete's name did we start talking about you, like, I swear.)

So I was pretty droopy eyed and the only thing that made me get outta bed was the white spaghetti sitting on my desk. FOOD. Works all the time.

Anyway, sometimes I think time goes way too fast, faster than it really should. Like the fact that PMB is only 10 days away. They really ought rewind time (which is technically, you know, IMPOSSIBLE) or like, postpone it. I’m pretty sure the rest of the Year 9 population are in favour of that decision. Right fellas? We’ll vote you for president when the elections come around. No wait, we don’t have a President. Well, it’s not like it’s legal for teens to vote anyway.

OBAMA, IF YOU’RE READING THIS, COULD YOU, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE POSTPONE OUR EXAMS? THANKS A LOT, YOU’LL MAKE A GREAT PRESIDENT, GOD BLESS AMERICA. Haha, yeah right, as if he’d suddenly find me writing this. Oh wait, I could ask Paths to talk to him. HAHA. Okay, Chelsea’s finally lost it, my bad.

After fourteen days, you would miss school and the people who’re usually in it. I literally hugged the walls of my class today. Okay, that was lame =.= But anyway, it’s great to be back, it’s been pretty long and I already forgot what books we were supposed to bring and what subjects we had and a million other things.

And guess what? We’re still using that stupid schedule from last month, the one with 5 periods of Math. *sigh. So I think the holidays went by too fast. Oh well. But I really oughta run and study, honestly, I shouldn’t even be writing this, and just so you know, I might be posting a little less frequently.
So if you come here, staring at the same post you’ve seen yesterday or yester-yesterday, then that means I probably glued my ass to the table and forcing myself to take in details of World War I or like, applying the Pythagorean Theorem or something.

I have really got to balance my time and all; I have to make a major decision in a few days, I have a major exam in a couple of weeks, and a major concert a month away. WHICH YOU GUYS BETTER BE AT, I BETTER SEE YOUR FACES IN THE AUDIENCE! Neo’s staging a concert marking their 3rd anniversary next month and I can’t wait. Haha, more details on that later. So anyway, ending this now. Skavush.


Days to PMB: 10

Labels: exams, Josh, music, people, random, school, Spongebob

I just got off the phone with Ells after about a couple of hours talking non-stop. Except for the parts where I had to take a bath, she had to call someone else and running out of credit. Which is the main reason the line went dead.

What sucks is that Audrey is leaving today (you knew that, didn’t you?), in about an hour and well, Ells & I were supposed to get our asses off to the airport but no, we’re here at home. My parents can’t get off work and Ells doesn’t wanna go without me. The stupid thing is I thought her flight was at 12.20 MIDNIGHT! Not noon. I thought we had to go there at about 10 PM. Apparently, no, it was in the morning. I know I’m pretty clever but I can be such a dumbass too.

Well, Audrey if you’re reading this (probably not, you’re in the airport), Ells & I are really, very, VERY sorry we couldn’t make it. Not that I was begged to be there. Ells wanted me to go, and I just wanted to see you for the last time. Arrivedarci anyway (:

Even though we couldn’t see Audrey off, this morning has been pretty unforgettable. Which is mostly due to the fact that Ells called Josh (who’s gone absolutely AWOL), which I’m pretty sure freaked the hell outta him. The conversation went like this:

“Hello?”
“Hello?”
“Hi, uh, is this Josh?”
“Yeah, who’s this?”
(in a very, very eager & enthusiastic way)
“HI.”
“Uh..”
“Chelsea’s looking for you!”
“Um, where is she?”
“At her house. But she’s really worried that you’re not talking to her!”
“No.”
“Well, I’m gonna hang up now. Bye.”
“Okay. Bye.”
“Hanging up.”

*beep*beep*beep*

So you probably realized that Ells never told Josh who she was and yeah, I’ve been pretty much in anxiety yesterday. It’s really weird, how would you feel, if this random girl suddenly wakes you up (he was sleeping) telling you that someone’s looking for you. Not that I asked Ells to call him, I would call him if I were that worried. Okay, so I am worried. Could you blame me though?

There was this part where we tried adding him to our call, like, conferencing but the bloody thing doesn’t work. At all. Geez, why do these phone companies add in the bloody function when they don’t even work. That’s just really helpful!

When I grow up, I mean, like, when I can, I’m gonna go sue Sony Ericsson, Nokia and all those phone companies for all they’re worth. 3 way conference call? My arse!

Cause what happened was, I tried calling him while on the line with Ells but I never heard the phone ringing so we thought that maybe he DID pick up but 3 way conference calling doesn’t let the third caller speak, just listen, so that had Ells & I freaking out.

We seriously thought he had picked up and was listening to our every word. But we couldn’t hear him talking so we had these 5 second gaps to let him talk ‘cause maybe he couldn’t get a word in since we’re so talkative. Haha. Well anyway, at the first 5 second silence, we distinctly heard a low voice saying ‘hello’. Which freaked the living daylights out of the both of us, I swear! It was like, some Freddy Kruger thing. No, more like a scene in When A Stranger Calls. AAARRRRGGGGHHH.

So we thought what a stupid functionality that would be, you can call someone but they wouldn’t be able to say a thing. Therefore we called it ‘The Stalker Mode’. Cause you know when stalkers call the stalkee, they just listen to their voices with heavy bated breathing.

But I seriously thought he’d gone and died. Like, honestly. And that his ghost still roams the house ‘cause you know like, in movies where, ghostly figures can’t say a word right? So that just backed up our Joshua’s-Gone-Up-To-Heaven theory.

Well, he doesn’t go online, return my calls nor reply my message, so that pretty much had me worked up.

WHY AM I SO CONCERNED ANYWAY?!?!

I’ve lost it, oh no, I’ve finally lost it.

Well anyway, I just texted him and he is NOT dead (from what I previously thought, and I’m not kidding, I mean it literally, that’s what had me worried sick, I thought he’d gone and was pushing up daisies right now, as weird as that sounds). So it’s all good. Whew. See?

This is what happens when people don’t return my calls or reply my messages. I turn into some paranoid psychopath.

Yeah, lesson learnt for today you guys:

Always Reply Chelsea’s Messages And Return Her Calls. Or Else.

Labels: Ells, farewell, Josh, lessons, people, phone calls, random