“..Fabulous. It was awesome.”
*
“I can’t remember, but t’was a fun day. The party was cool & fun. The food was great, loved it.”
*
“It was great, we got to bond with our friends, it was all Christmassy and...loads more! T’was fun, AS IN!”
*
“I think fun is the only word for it.”
*
It was awesome, really stressing since you & I were pissed the day before, but all in all, it was probably one of the best days of my life.”
*
“She has carpets on her stairs and air spaces in between. O.O”
*
“I could live in her toilet!”
*
“..The house was massive, almost as good as a 4-star hotel.”
*
“The food was great. The house...well, the floor was really cold when I had no socks on =.= Oh, and when I first went inside the house, felt like there were sooo many passages. I don’t know. I’m just saying bull**** any typical teen would say if they entered a big house.”
*
“..To whoever didn’t make it that day, you just missed out on what could’ve been like, the best parties ever.”
*
“Rona’s house = HUGE fun. Emphasize on the ‘huge’.”
*
The food was great, especially the mashed potatoes and...I liked my Christmas gift? That’s all really, it was a cool party.”
*
“Mickko could be a recording artist.”
*
“Um..where’s the map to the bathroom?”
*
“It was a once-in-blue-moon experience; you wouldn’t wanna miss it for the world.”
*
“Man, what an effin’ huge house!”
*
“It was crazy; the stunts Janno & Kev were doing but oh well. And yeah, the part where Janno lost his boxers *laughs*.”
*
“Massive house, aye?”
*
“Rona’s house.... Her cat hates us!”
*
“Rona’s house was like putting ice cream and fruit salad together. You can’t describe the taste but they’re both sweet so you don’t give a damn except for the fact that it was really awesome.”
****
Chels: Hey Mickko!
Mickko: ... (inaudible)
Chels: When did ya get here?
Mickko: ... (inaudible)
Chels: Why are you whispering?!
Mickko: This house is....
*
[repeated line]
Josh: I’m sooooo jealous...
*
Chels asks which ice-cream flavor Rona prefers.
Chels: So, caramel, peppermint or Turkish delight?
Rona: Turkish delight? What’s that? Turkey?
Mickko: *incredulous look*
Chels: Turkey...ice-cream?? WHAAAA??
*
Chels: Wow, Darwin you’re so tall. O.O
*
Aikks sees the stairs, carpeted.
Aikks: Wow. You can sleep on it!! O.O
*
James: Hey, where’s the map to the bathroom?
*
Josh, Chels and Aikks get separated upstairs.
Chels: Aikks, where are ya?
Aikks: Guys! Guys, where are you?!
Chels: I’m lost!
*
Aikks: She’s so lucky man...
*
Mickko eats his BBQ.
Mickko: Who barbequed this? I bite it and it crumbles into dust! *burnt ash falls*
Chels: Uhh...
*
While deciding what movie to watch...
Izaq: Dammit! HURRY UP! Or we’ll finish the ice-cream even before we start watching the movie!
Justeen: Too late dude...*shows his empty cup*
*
Mickko: Headbang!
Kiko: Yeah!
Justeen: Can I join?
Mickko: Go, go!
All three start headbanging.
Izaq: Can you headbang slower so I can take a picture with your hair flying?
Mickko: Is that even possible?
*
Izaq: *clings onto Matthew*
Mina: GAY!
Izaq: Shut up! He’s squishy :3
Matt: ...
*
Rona sets the charcoal on the barbeque stand.
Aikks: Oh look! Brownies!
*
Mickko: Wow Joshua, formal...hmmmm...
Josh: ...
Mickko: Joshua! HEHEHE!
Josh: ...
Justeen: Dude, he’s mine!
Josh: ...
*
At the pool, while Janno attempts a wrestling move in the water...
Justeen: What’s that move called? *does the move*
Izaq: Powerbomb?
Justeen: YEAH! POWERBOMB! DO IT ON KEVIN, JANNO!
Mickko: NOOOO! JANNO BOMB!
*
Izaq: You should see my gift. It’s awesome!
Mickko: What?
Izaq shows Mickko his gift. Mickko shakes it.
Mickko: Sounds like a toy, or a game?
Chels: Yeah, sounds like Scrabble or something.
Kiko: No, no, it sounds like—what’s that thing we use in Math when we were little?
Chels: An abacus?
Kiko: Yeah, an abacus!
Mickko: This better not be an abacus!!! I’ll slap whoever would give me an abacus!
Izaq: ...
Chels: Is it an abacus?
Izaq: ...
Mickko: IT’S AN ABACUS?
Izaq runs out of the room.
*
After Izaq, Mickko and Mina play Heartfelt Apologies...
Mina: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Mickko: I told you to keep playing!
Mina and Mickko argue.
Izaq: Pfft. I don’t get why they’re arguing. I sang good, what’s the problem?
*
Izaq sees a blow dryer.
Izaq: OMG, I wanna try this! *sets blow dryer to maximum speed*
Izaq: *WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSHHH!* Is it windy outside?
Mina: ...
Aikks: Your hair is already dry!
Izaq: Who cares? *WHOOOOOOOOOOSH!*
*
Chels: Dang it, Darwin! You’re so tall!
*
While picking numbers for the exchange gift...
Justeen: Alright! Whatever number Joshua picks, he’s gay!
Josh: ...
Mickko: Joshua...HEHEHE!
*
Aikks: Huge house. She is soooo lucky.
*
Rona refills the charcoal, the fire explodes and dust gets into Rona’s eyes.
Mickko: Uh, you should check your eyebrows.
*
The guys are talking about Zodiac Signs.
Janno: Taureans are real men!
Justeen: *tries to high 5 since they’re both Taureans*
Janno: You’re a disgrace to the Taureans! You’re not a real man!
*
The guys finish changing, Chels enters the room. The guys are all wearing headbands and smell fancy.
Chels: Whoa, it’s like a new breed of guys!
Mickko: *mocking voice* What? Gays?
*
The fried rice is set on the table.
Izaq: Alright, I’ll take the rice and you can have the plates!
Chels: No. No. NO.
Izaq: Yes. Yes. YES!
Chels: NOOO. NOOOO. NOOOO.
Izaq: YES, YES!
Chels: NOWHNOWHNOWHNOOOOOO!
*
After watching the guy from 28 Weeks Later murder someone gruesomely with his thumbs.
Mickko: I now have a phobia of thumbs. Aaarrrghhh! GET AWAY, YOU HAVE THUMBS!
Janno: You have thumbs too y’know.
Mickko: AAARRRGGGHHHHH! I HAVE THUMBS!
*
Janno & Kevin plan to do pull off an F5 in the water.
Everyone: DOOOOON’T! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Justeen, Izaq: F5! F5! F5! F5! F5!
Mina: Janno, don’t do it!!!!
Justeen, Izaq: F5! F5! F5! F5! F5! F5!
Everyone: NOOOOOOO! DON’T DO IT!!!!!
Mina: Janno! DON’T!!!
Justeen, Izaq: F5! F5! F5!
Everyone: NOOOOOOOOOO!
Mina: JANNO! I’M TELLING MOM!
Janno: @.@
Chels: Wow. The ultimate weapon.
*
While talking about how “big” Rona’s house was...
Rona: Actually, Chelsea’s house is bigger than mine, right Chels?
Chels: I guess so... Yeah, I think my house is bigger than yours.
Rona: I just have more land.
Mickko: “SHE HAS MORE LAND”... @.@
*
After 28 Weeks Later got stuck. Chels was upstairs, comes down.
Chels: So the guy killed her?
Mickko: Yup. You know how he did it? He shoved his thumbs—
Chels: NOOOOO! AARRRRRRGGHHHHH! *cringes and covers her ears* *stops*
*silence*
Izaq: He shoved it through her eyes—
Chels: I DON’T WANNA HEAR IT! *continues cringing*
Izaq, Mickko: ...
*
Mickko & Chels are about to play. The guitars are suddenly off tune; they take ages trying to tune it back. Everyone’s getting impatient.
Uncle Mike: Alright, let’s all take a nap first!
*
Rona: So what are we gonna watch?
Danice: Slither?
Mina: NOOO!
Justeen: SAW! SAW! SAW!
Izaq: 28 Weeks Later!
Justeen: Texas Chainsaw Massacre! Texas Chainsaw Massacre! Texas Chainsaw Massacre!
Izaq: 28 Weeks Later!
Justeen: SAW! SAW! SAW!
Izaq: 28 Weeks Later!
Justeen: Texas Chainsaw Massacre! Texas Chainsaw Massacre! Texas Chainsaw Massacre!
Rona: Make up your damn mind!
*
Chels: Who’s gonna bless the food?
Jon: JOSHUAAAA.. HEHEHMM!
Justeen: LET JOSHUA LEAD THE BLESSING!
Joshua: ...
Justeen: WAIT, YOU MUSLIM!?
Chels: Think so, he’s half though!
Justeen: Who cares? Just act non-Muslim for us tonight!
Joshua: ...
*
Aikks: Man. She’s so lucky...
Chels: Tell me about it.
Aikks: She’s a star, but she cry, cry, cry, with a lonely heart thinking—
Chels: -.-“
*
James: Hey Rona, is it okay if I shed my skin here? (James is shedding skin on his palms)
Rona: Whaaaaa?
Mickko: Whaaaaat? “I’m peeling”?
Chels: HAHAHA.
*
Kiks: So here’s our theory on why people in Brunei are short. Since Brunei is small, the people are small. And of course, they go to Phils, and they came back, they’re 6 feet taller because it’s way bigger. And in America, it’s HUGE, therefore Americans are VERY TALL.
*
Chels is alone upstairs. Horrible screams are heard from the TV below where everyone else is watching 28WL.
Chels: Gee. I wonder what’s worse? Seeing all that blood and gore, or hearing it? *shudder*
*
Mickko takes his gift from the table, stares at it, smiles, feeling excited. (The gift is shaped like a roll of tissue.)
Kiks: And then it was only a tissue roll!
Mickko: *changes facial expression, frowns*
Everyone: *laughs*
Mickko: I’d be so pissed if this was a tissue roll!!!
*
After the Saw IV DVD wouldn’t work...
Rona: Alright! Pick another DVD!
Justeen: Texas Chainsaw Massacre!!! *chants over and over*
Justeen starts taking votes on who wants to watch TCM.
Justeen: Majority votes win! HAH! See, like 5 people want to watch TCM! There’s only one of you, Izaq!
Mickko: Rona, what do you wanna watch?
Rona: 28 Weeks Later.
Justeen: WHAAAT?
Izaq: HAH! It’s her house! 5 votes for me! That’s 6 to 5 votes Justeen!
*
Chels & Mickko still struggling on the guitars, people getting impatient.
Uncle Mike: Hang it, I think I see the Sun rising over there.
*
Chels & Rona are numbering the exchange gifts.
Mickko: Whoa! Is that a gift too?! *points at wine*
Rona: Uhh...
Kiko: That gift is mine!
Mickko: NO! MINE!
Izaq: Look! Cupcake! *points at cupcake*
Mickko & Kiks stare at Izaq.
Izaq: ...What?
Rona: IS THAT A GIFT TOO?
*
Darwin: Don’t say I’m tall.
Chels: ...You’re sooooo tall.
*
Aikks puts on Chels’ cardigan. (It’s a tight fit)
Mina: Aikks, you look so...booby.
*
Izaq: Gimme that guitar!
Izaq grabs the guitar. Chels bites into his arm.
Izaq: OUCH ****! SHE BIT ME!
Chels: *grins*
Mina: Yeahh, she bites!
Izaq: Pfft. People would be like, “I bite” and I’d go, “Yeah right”, but Chelsea, oh my God, she bit me.
*
Kiko enters the room, sees Mickko.
Kiks: MICKKOOOOO!!!!! I MISSED YOU SO MUCH!!! *tackles Mickko onto the bed*
Mickko: GAHHHH!
Kiks: MISSED YA! *still on the bed, holding Mickko down*
Justeen: *takes shock pen and Tasers Mickko.
Mickko: AAARRRRGGGHHHHH!
James: What the..?
Chels: Yepp, Rona’s cousins. Glad she didn’t inherit those genes. Haha.
*
Darwin, Danice & Chels are talking about guys shaving. Mickko, Justeen, Janno, Kiko, Izaq are engrossed in their own conversation. (You wouldn’t e*pect them to be listening to anything around them.)
Danice: Isn’t it when guys shave they get this white stuff?
The guys: (suddenly aware) WHITE STUFF?!?
*
While having the exchanging gifts...
Uncle Mike: Ronalyn! Where’s my gift? *holds out his own number he wrote himself*
Rona: ...
*
Chels is upstairs, the rest are downstairs watching 28WL. Loads of screaming is heard, sounds mighty bloody & gory.
TV: *screams & shrieks*
*silence*
Someone (possibly Mina): BOOYAHHH!
Chels: O.O What the hell?
*
Chels: Geez Darwin! Why are you so tall?!?!
*
Chelsea: Alright, who’s going to lead the blessing?
Justeen: JANNO!
Janno: What!?
Everyone else: JANNO!!
Jon: Joshua.. HEHEHMM!
Joshua: ...
Chelsea: Wait, vote!
Justeen: All in favor of Janno, raise your hands!
*Everyone raises their hands*
Janno: *mumblemumble*
*
Josh, Aikks & Chels explore the porch & garage of Rona’s house. Josh sees a mini-dumpster.
Josh: SHE EVEN HAS HER OWN DUMPSTER @.@
*
5 minutes into 28 Weeks Later...
Justeen: ALRIGHT! CHANGE THIS MOVIE! THIS THING’S TOO QUIET!
Everyone: NOOOO!
Izaq: Shut up!
Justeen gets up to change it. The movie suddenly starts from the beginning.
Everyone: AARRRGHH! Justeen!
Justeen: WHAT?! I didn’t touch anything!
Janno: Shut up! You’re right there!
Justeen: Someone sat in the remote! Janno, you and your fat ass! The remote control’s on aspirin.
Chels: Uh, I pressed the wrong button. *sheepish look*
Everyone: GAHHH!
Justeen: HAH! See?! It was you! Guilty as charged...*sceptic face*
*
After Kevin wins the first swim race.
Justeen: Our very own Michael Phelps!
*
While watching an intensely suspense scene of 28 Weeks Later...
Mina: Charlie bit me! (randomly)
Kiko: Bluuuduuuhhh!
Justeen: Not funny!!!
*
Kev & Janno are about to have a race in the pool.
Mina: Take your mark! *TOOOOOT*
Janno & Kevin dive in the pool and swim the butterfly stroke.
Mina: What the hell is that thing floating?
Justeen: JANNO! YOU LEFT YOUR BOXERS!!
Everyone: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
*
Mina gets the number 12 for the exchange gift.
Mina: This looks small.
Everyone opens their gift.
Mina: T.T What the hell?!
Danice: What?
Mina: I get this relationship keychain and I DON’T EVEN HAVE A BOYFRIEND. So sad.
*
Matt: Why are you still wearing that afro?
Izaq: Because I’m scared. *removes afro*
Mina: Whoa!! Cool hair!
Matt: Hahaha!
Mina: Your hair looks like Elvis Presly’s!
Matt: No, it does not Mina.
Mina: Oh yes it does! -.-
*
Mickko & Chels are still tuning the guitar, the guitar’s won’t tune.
Uncle Mike: *snores loudly*
*
28 Weeks Later gets stuck on the DVD player, stops playing.
*silence*
Justeen: TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE!!
*
Janno & Kev are about to have a swim race. The guys start betting.
Justeen: 5 bucks on Janno.
Mickko: I bet 5 dollars on Janno.
Justeen: Janno’s gonna win.
Chels: (to herself) I bet Kevin would win.
Justeen: Go Janno!
Kev & Janno race, Kevin wins.
Justeen: Kevin, my man!
*
Mickko: Hey Chels, is there shrimp in the carbonara?
Chels: Uhh...why?
Mickko: Oh come on! I can smell it! Didn’t I tell you before what would happen if I eat shrimp?
Kiks: Just eat it! I wanna see you bloat up!
Rona: Bring some home!
Mickko: That’s the same thing.
Rona: At least we don’t get to see you bloat up and you can still eat the carbonara.
Mickko: *groans*
Mickko walks in front of the gravy.
Mickko: Hey, is this gravy?
Rona: Yeah..?
Mickko: *nods* *pours gravy all over his carbonara*
*
Right before watching a horror movie, people are going downstairs to watch. Mina is walking down the stairs, the candle holder falls off the shelf, despite being 5 feet away from her.
James: What happened?!
Mina: I’m scared now!
Chels: RONA’S PLACE IS HAUNTED AS WELL!
*
Rona: Where’s my exit fee? 10 bucks!
Everyone: EXIT FEE?
Chels: Yeah, you’re not leaving Rona’s house without paying the exit fee!
Everyone: ...
Chels: Oh not wait—I don’t think they’d ever wanna leave your house.
*****To those invited and couldn’t make it: You guys just missed out one hell of a party. I’m pretty sure by now, you guys wouldn’t ever wanna miss something that goes on at Rona’s house. Stuff you missed:
1. BBQ; seriously, the BBQ was good. Except when I ended up burning the skewers and and the BBQ disintegrating when you bite it.
2. The horror movie; was really epic. I think. I spent practically the whole movie upstairs/in the kitchen, can’t stand blood & gore. The funniest part was when the DVD player got stuck during technically, the most suspense-ey scene and everyone was all frustrated.
4. The swimming. Not to mention the wrestling stunts pulled by Janno & Kevin.
5. The mini gig by Mickko, Chels, Kev, Mina, Matthew & Izaq. This was probably one the best parts of that day, enough said.
6. The food. Carbonara, BBQ, fried chicken, and oh, the mashed potato covered in gravy. Aaaaaaahhhh.
7. Exchange gifts. Hey now, who doesn’t like getting random gifts?
8. Good ol’ bonding.
9. Etc, etc, etc.
It was a great day, 10 hours of going nuts. Right fellas? You really wouldn’t wanna miss it for the world.
****
C R E D I T SIt took me days, literally, to finish this post. Like, I started yesterday at 12 and I finish at 11 pm today. Nice. Well hey, it
was 10 hours of pure fun & euphoria.
But thanks to everyone I interrogated for comments, quotes and POVs.
Thanks for everyone who actually made it, I mean, if you guy didn’t come then who would I be quoting right?
Thanks to Izaq (he just wants to be mentioned here, hahaha) for helping me out with the quotes and thanks to Mikash, Rona’s cat, for ignoring all the visitors. Thanks to Cadbury for the ice-cream, thanks to Supa Save for the ingredients, thanks to PDS Meat Packing for the BBQ, thanks to...I’m kidding.
&& of course, thanks a bucketload to Rona & her parents, that is, for lending us her house. Without it, if we just had it at some regular home, the party would be less awesome. Honestly, appreciate it. Best Christmas party ever, thanks to you guys. :D
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