Ladies and gents, apologies for absolutely no updates in almost-- 3 weeks now. I’ve been caught up in so much lately, way too much, and SO much as happened these past few weeks, including the fact that my childhood friend; I’ve known him since the first grade; practically since he was little, well, littler than he is now has left us. Yeah, Chi known to you all as Ron. He left. Along with so many others this year. Cue one huge sigh, right there. Why do people leave? He left us a couple of weeks ago; and his farewell party was a blast. Saying that it was bloody fun would DEFINITELY be an understatement. I went home almost in tears, God knows when I’m gonna see that shorty again. Hey man, take care wherever you are yeah? I prayed for you :]
Seriously, a LOT has happened, and maybe, possibly, I might bother writing it all here. I just started my exams this morning, which is the main reason I can’t use the computer. So yeah. So this is kinda like, a farewell post or something, cause I won’t be blogging again till like, July. So yeah, don’t be all over me for not replying/updating/reading or whatever this month and the next. So yeah. Adiosa, till July.
Scenario one
Girls kicking and screaming in the corridors.
Alister: WHO’S PREGNANT?!
Me (confused): Err, no one?
Alister: Great, let’s keep that way.
Me: RIIGHT.
Screaming continues.
Potato: Okay my mates are telling me someone is pregnant.
Me: …I think someone’s trying to get pregnant.
Potato: Huh.
SCENARIO TWO
Me, Josh and Haz going on about movies.
Me: Dude, I cried in Poseidon, it was SO freaking sad.
Josh: My sister cried when Aslan died.
Me: No way. He died?!
Josh: Well, yeah, but he came back to life anyway.
Me: Oh. Right.
Josh: She also cried when King Kong fell off the tower and died.
Me: Whoaaaa. Well, why the hell did he climb the freaking Empire States anyway?!
Haz: Yeah, and he was like, getting shot and he still wouldn’t freaking go down.
Me: I know right?! I mean come on, why the top of a damn building?! Geez.
Haz: Oh well, you know monkeys.
Me (laughing): True. Ah well, t’was beauty that killed the beast.
SCENARIO THREE
Chels sees a caricature on Sticks’ file.
Chels: What’s that? *Grabs the drawing*
Sticks: My favorite Marvel hero.
Chels: Oooh Robin?
Sticks: Nightwing.
Chels: Right. Thought it was Robin.
Hanee: I thought it was Robin Padilla.
Chels: *Lost* Riiight. I don’t even know who he is.
Sticks: Me neither.
Chels and Sticks run out of the class with Hanee going ‘Now you do!’.
SCENARIO FOUR
Chels see a car going up a hill in the right direction in the WRONG position. She nudges Aikks and Aikks sees it too.
Chels: Dude, what the hell is he trying to do?!?!?!
Aikks: WHAT THE-- HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
Chels: He’s going up in the wrong position, what the hell?!?!?!?!?!?!
Aikks: Retard.
Chels: HAHAHAHAHA.
Aikks: Teacher Husaini will like, totally kill that dude.
Chels: I know right?
Chels and Aikks laugh hysterically till the car disappears.
SCENARIO FIVE
Chels see a car going up a hill in the right direction in the WRONG position. She nudges Aikks and Aikks sees it too.
Chels: Dude, what the hell is he trying to do?!?!?!
Aikks: WHAT THE-- HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
Chels: He’s going up in the wrong position, what the hell?!?!?!?!?!?!
Aikks: Retard.
Chels: HAHAHAHAHA.
Aikks: Teacher Husaini will like, totally kill that dude.
Chels: I know right?
Chels and Aikks laugh hysterically till the car disappears.
Arian: This school is SO weird.
Me: Huh. Right.
Arian: One day they’re weird and the next…
Me: They’re not?
Arian: No…just weirder.
Haha, I know right? I suck at quoting down stuff but anyway here they are. These were just conversations from the past week that got stuck in my head. I don’t know bout ‘chu they made me laugh. LMAO.
Chels, Aikks and Josh enter the cinema, empty since they’re the first. They grab their seats somewhere down the middle (although why they grab, I’m not sure, there were NO people). They take their seats while the other people take theirs. Chels starts throwing popcorn at the people sitting behind them, Aikks tells her to cut it out. Which leads to more raining of popcorn this time at the people in front. Mariah Carey comes on the cinema speakers. Chels sings. Rather off tune. The Gorrilaz, Feel Good Inc. starts playing. Chels starts nube-beatboxing, much to the dismay of the general public.
Exactly. I guess other cinema goers that day learned a valuable lesson. That is, not to go in the same cinema as us 6. Really. Unless you want comments thrown in every five seconds, popcorn in the air at random times and just plain loudness while watching a movie. I freaking pity the people in the cinema with us :| But still :p From the top then.
I finished at Neo and waited with Mina for Rona. At around half past two, she got there and got we got dropped off at the mall. We looked for everyone else-- okay, enough with the boring bits. Skip to the part, ‘Where Everyone Arrived’.
So yeah, after booking the tickets for Caspian (there was this huge money issue there, either the cinema duped us or we read the prices all wrong; I certainly doubt the latter), we went over to Swensen’s and that’s when we all acted like we were on crack. Haha. Except Josh, he was discreeeeet. Haha. Anyway, like immature people, everyone started grabbing for their seats. Stupid really. Haha. We were so damn loud; I bet people outside the restaurant could damn well hear our entire conversation. Not necessarily a good thing since we went on and on about the RANDOMEST things (it wasn’t on purpose, I swear); alcoholic drinks, square houses, emo 60 year olds (credits to Ron), Josh’s house (yeah, we actually talked about his house, haha), just about everything really. Well we are teenagers and it is perfectly natural for the youth of our day, to be incredibly noisy, comprendé?
There was this part where like, me and Ron started speaking in old-English talk, with all the thoust and thees and thys innit. DAMN FUN. Then we started talking about PMB (yeah, of all topics) and how we’re freaked about it. Well basically just me, Mina, Ron and Aikks since Josh’s over and done with it and Rona being in a different school doesn’t have to take the friggin’ board exam. And that’s when I found out Ron wasn’t taking it either. Cause he was leaving us. For good. I was SO shocked. I kept telling him I hate him for leaving us but of course, I didn’t for real; really hate him, just upset you know. Sigh.
Anyway..after finishing the ice cream, we paid and made our way to the cinema. There was this time where Aikks and I had to go to the ladies room and leave Josh and Rona alone (Ron went with Mina to West Street). I mean, big deal right? I was just worried about the awkward, awkward silence they were gonna have to endure. HAHA. I mean, they aren’t that close. But yeah. We came back and nahh, they weren’t talking. At all :| Ahh well. Ron went somewhere, Mina and Rona went to the loo while the three of us went inside the cinema. We were the first so it was empty. When the others came, I showered popcorn all over them. Haha. So childish. Whatta waste of popcorn though.
The six of us sat in one row. Josh, Me, Aikks, Mina, Rona and Ron, and in that order. We sat through the movie previews and went the actual movie started, we went absolutely nuts. We commented on absolutely everything; from their hair, to their clothes and yet, somehow we understood the movie. HAHA. Aww geez. There was this one instant where like, Caspian almost got killed, Rona yelled out to the whole cinema ‘HE’S AN IDIOT!!’ which was followed by a lot of shushing and shut-ups. HAHA. The rest of us merely laughed. And there was this one time where there was this caveman drawing on the walls and I went like, ‘She looks pregnant’ and practically the whole cinema laughed. I honestly don’t know why though. It wasn’t that funny. HAHA.
And did I mention Skandar Keynes (he plays Edmund) is like, so hot right now? Seriously. He’s damn tall too. And the thing is, every time, they showed him, our whole row, well, except the guys and Mina, she prefers Peter, went gaga over him. Haha. Really. I guess that was the most annoying thing we did, on our part XDD The people in the opposite aisle were actually fake-shouting their shut ups at us. Really. Can’t blame them though, we were loud (:
The movie, despite our constant out loud thoughts, was awesome. Really. The story, the plot, the whole thing was just damn awesome. My fave was the war bit. ROCK ON. Which reminds me, whenever the Narnian dudes scored one, our whole row would go nuts, going either ‘YEAH NARNIA’, ‘ROCK ON NARNIANS’ or just plain shouting, kinda sounded like we were in some rock concert or something. HAHA. This is why I pity you who couldn’t enjoy the movie on the account of me and my mates, wrecking it for you (:
After the movie which was about three hours, we got split. Rona, Ron and Mina went off looking for Kiko (Rona’s cousin) which left me, Aikks and Josh wandering the fourth floor looking for them. Apparently, they went to the food court and so did we. We just kinda sat there, talking and Kix showed me the boxers he got from Paths, who is currently in, well, California. Haha. I just sort of held it up high which in turn received odd looks by harassed-looking passers by and eventually Kix snatched it back. Haha. Then he, Rona and Ron walked off somewhere leaving just me, Mina, Aikks and Josh. Just like break time in school. And then we talked about-- well, what stays in the conversation, STAYS in the conversation, so yeah. :] After a bit, Mina had to leave. Aikks, Josh and I went downstairs since she gets picked up at the front entrance of the mall as I went looking for Rona.
Apparently she was at McDonald’s with the guys (no one goes there anymore, I noticed). And Aikks got picked up, leaving just me, Rona, Josh and Kix. We went back inside the mall and into the very centre. Mmhmm. The centre. I didn’t have anything better to do so I just sort of sat in the middle of the atrium. Haha. So what? There was no freaking rule that said I couldn’t sit in the centre right? Anyway after a bit, Rona and I left leaving the guys. So yeah. That was basically it. It was damn fun and I regret the fact that the next time we’d do this all over again, Ron won’t be with us. Not anymore. Sigh :|
Which is why, you should really, really make the most of the time you’ve got with your mates. Cause you don’t know when they’re leaving. And you could say that ‘yeah, it won’t hurt, I’ll see them soon’, you’ll miss them. Often to death. I mean I didn’t even know Ron was leaving, just found out today. Sigh.
Anyway, that’s how things go when you put us 6 in the same row. I’m not so good on the re enacting front, so I’m guessing this post won’t exactly come out the way things really happened, all I can say is, unless you’re with us, you do NOT wanna be in the same cinema we are. Really.
Haha, what a day. God, I love my friends, thank you so much (:
Labels: hanging out, people, weekends
SHOUT out to Quddus; CLASSMATE, FRIEND; Happy birthday yeah?! SMILE MAN, GEEZ. HAHA :]
Today was damn awesome, God, I had so much fun. Too much fun. Thank you!! Blooody awesome, well actually the retardedness won’t exactly be in this post but the next but I’ll tell you it was awesome anyway. I’ll start with the school day yes? So as usual on Saturdays, we went over to the computer lab and continued our research thingy for our project. My monitor was down today so I didn’t really do anything. Crazy ass Aikks searched for the boob picture again (it was in my last post), hell that was effing morbid man, SHOITE. I warned the girls not to go look at it and well, some listened, thank God. But the girls sitting behind me looked and were absolutely traumatized :|
Hate to say I told you so, but yeah, I TOLD YOU SO.
While Aikks googled the holey boob, I went to bored.com and checked out how to annoy people in the cinema since we were gonna watch Prince Caspian later. There was this good one, it said ‘Throw popcorn in the air and yell it’s raining’, it was a total classic, and hell, I had so much fun annoying the hell out of the other people in the cinema later.
Anyway we had English for a couple of periods but Teacher English was absent (and has been since last week, heard she was hospitalized :|) so Ronnie took over. He’s the discipline teacher of the school and he spent a whole hour lecturing us…and well, it was sort of hit me, I gotta admit. He was like, ‘Do you people even know yourselves?’ and then he talked about us screwing up and all and like, he told us about some of his screw ups (which include going to an all girl school, fooling around and then getting chased out by a harassed looking nun with a broom, honestly). And then he mentioned his closest friends were buried six feet under the ground and we were all like, they’re…dead? And yeah. Tsktsk. I pity the man. It’s like he doesn’t have a heart. He is SO stiff. Not in a stick kind of way but like in an I’m-unbreakable-I-bet-you-can’t-hurt-my-feelings kind of stiff. It’s like…he has loved before. But then got hurt and so vowed never to love again. Eeesh. Honestly. Pity. And then he went all gaga and said he could read minds and chose one person in class, Damia, and told us everything about her. And hell…he got everything right. But who’s to say he hasn’t run a background check on her right? I bet he’d never figure me out. HA.
After an hour we had Geography, always a blast and then break. Just the usuals, hanging around in the parking lot. Assembly after break was so stupid. We had this spotcheck for handphones and the councellors suddenly just groped us on the sides, we were so shocked. Stupid eh? Couldn’t they ask perrmission before they grab our sides and start squeezing?! Honestly. Then we had an hour of History and then Science. Our Science teacher gets pissed at me for all the wrong reasons :| She thinks I’m talking when I’m NOT. Geez. 3 words. Get. A. Life.
After dismissal, I changed into my camo shorts and shirt and jammed for a bit with Mina/Sticks and the girls. Effing awesome, yeah. Mina was playing Maybe by Secondhand while I took on the vocals and we had an audience! Okay so it was just a bunch of 5th graders, but still! They were sakai over Mina and my guitar hahaha. Crazy.
Then we walked back to Mina’s house, and boy her dog is HUGE. Janno was all like, you wanna go to our house, you have to get through the dog. It’s a brown German shepherd but I forgot what they called him, Bali or Bami or something. Anyway, I went up to her room and waited for her to change. Her room is awesome. Haha. Sakai. She had like, a whole season of Family Guy which I incidentally forgot to borrow. Pfft. Then we ate lunch and talked about stuff. Janno said I was the FIRST ever friend of Mina to ever come to their house. WALAO. HAHA. Actually Nicks already came, slept over actually but he doesn’t count since he was a cousin of their neighbor so yeah. HAHA, I broke the record then. After lunch I left for Neo. She walked me halfway there. Yeah, halfway. Geez.
Class was awesome as usual and at around 2, Mina went over to Neo since Rona was gonna pick us up there and drive us to the Mall. And that’s another episode. A hilarious and retarded one. I shall call it ‘What Happens When You Put Chelsea, Aikks, Mina, Josh, Rona && Ron In The Same Aisle’. Retarded but read on if you must.
Today was definetly not uneventful…especially the part where I spent almost half of English puking into one of the school’s un-flushable toilets. Eeuurgh. So let me start from the beginning of the school day…
We had Computer for the first two periods and we went to the lab. My computer’s Internet lagged so I went with Aikks to the other lab, where surprisingly the Internet was real quick. And that’s when Aikks showed me this really, really, REALLY gruesome photo.
That is a really disgusting photo.
Understatment of the year.
THAT IS THE MOST DISGUSTING PHOTO I’VE EVER SEEN. I SWEAR.
It was disgusting enough to make me puke out my breakfast. Dinner too and probably yesterday’s lunch. SERIOUSLY. Ask my classmates, that photo is SICK SICK SICK (another understatement). GAG GAG GAG. It should be Rated R man! *retches again*. SICK! So I noticed I haven’t mentioned what the photo showed. Take it from me; you do NOT want to see it. Unless you want your recent meal to come out of your mouth. Or have nightmares about boobs. Okay, yeah, it was a boob. A boob WITH HOLES! A BOOB WITH HOLES WITH WORMS IN THEM!! AHHHHHH SIIIIIIIICK *PUKES*. WORMS!!!!!! SERIOUSLY!!!! That’s what happens when you ladies wear your bras right after you buy em.
WORD OF ADVICE: WASH BRAS BEFORE WEARING THEM FOR THE FIRST TIME IF YOU DON’T WANT WORMS FEEDING ON YOUR BOOBS. SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK X.X
So yeah, I was stuck in the cubicle after that, retching and retching and retching again x/ Trust me, you do NOT wanna see what I saw. It made my hair stick on end. *SHUDDERS*
GEEZ.
So anyway, after deliriously puking in the toilet, we had English and well, Teacher English was absent. And has been for the past few days now. They say she’s in the hospital. Man, I know I hated her but not enough to actually send her to the hospital! Geez. I wonder what happened to her…man. Poor lady...I miss pissing her off :|
Since she was absent I went downstairs looking for Teacher BM to ask him to postpone our test on Thursday since I haven’t started studying yet, and because he gave us the wrong pointers and that there was not enough time to cram into two nights. I ended up debating with him in front of the whole 9A. Damn fun. When I went outside, there Teacher Ronnie was scolding the hell out of my class :| What a nightmare.
After English was Science. We were supposed to have a test today but you know me…I’m the class’s unofficial postponer. I always go up to teachers telling them to postpone the test if there’s a test on that same day or if we’re not ready yet. So yeah, I got Teacher Science to postpone it till tomorrow. I’m goooood. Haha.
Then we had break, did the usual. Except the part where me, Aikks & Mina run away from you-know-who. I think ***** finally gave it up. Oh thank God, *****’s finally got the hint. So anyway, we hung out as usual in the court and I told Josh about my puking episode and we started talking about the Austrian incest guy who raped his daughter. Now that is SICK. It’s all over the newspapers, y’kno. Man, what is wrong with him?!?!?!? ASSHOLE. I mean honestly, raping your own daughter?! Geez. The world needs God. BADLY.
After break, we had History. Just did some stuff in our worksheets…boring stuff. Me and Nicks kept going ‘in the jungle the mighty jungle the lion sleeps tonight’ and random times, pissing off people. Nice eh?
The last two periods were Math and teacher ran a little late so the class went gaga noisy as usual. It was way too noisy and Qawi was like, say ‘Jesus’ and everyone will look at you and shut up. I was like, ‘NO WAY MAN, I don’t wanna use God’s name in vain.’ And then he was like, okay say ‘Allah’ and then I went ‘Ya Allah’ and the whole class turned and glared at me. And I was like, ‘Well that obviously worked.’ Crazy eh? Honestly, you should’ve seen the look the Muslims gave me. Talk about using God’s name in vain huh?
And teacher arrived, much to the dismay of the whole class and we just revised stuff about Circles and all since we were having the test on Thursday. We were so bored; Qawi and I started passing notes. HAHA. It was like, MSN, only manual. Stupid. I know right? We just passed the paper to anyone who’d care to join. That went on until the bell rang. So here I am, at home, writing this…waiting for Rona’s to tell me she’s allowed to hang out on Saturday. I mean yeah, usually she is but her exams are next week and yeahh…you know.
PLEASE BE ALLOWED. PLEASE BE ALLOWED.
Anyway, gotta run, homework calls. Yeah, I know right?
Aikks, Nicks and I were really bored just now during lab so we went to well-- bored.com so like, yeah, we found this site on how to annoy the heck out of people and yeah, we sure did. I kept singing ‘The Lion Sleeps Tonight’ every time the computer lagged and yeah, that pissed my seatmates off. HAHA. Schtoopit.
And then like in class, Nicks and I kept singing Sweet Child o’ Mine over and over, the way the guy really sings it and people kept staring. LMAO. I think I’ll do that again tomorrow x]
You know how friends have play fights right? Me, Aikks and Nicks had one just now, it wasn’t that serious, we were just fooling around. They ended up changing seats and I was left alone. Cause like, the two went gaga throwing my stuff on the floor so like, I was so sasak I screamed out in play-frustration and it was loud enough for Teacher Geography to hear.
‘Cher: Chelsea, what’s going on?
Chels: Nothing. *At Aikks and Nicks* YOU PEOPLE ARE RETARDS!! *Back at ‘cher* Not you ‘cher.
‘Cher: If they’re retards, then why are you sitting with them?!
Chels: Because they’re my friends!!
*Class laughs hysterically*
‘Cher: *Sigh*
And at that point Aikks went like, ‘Nicks, she called us retards, let’s get away from her’ and yeah, they moved away. STUPID. :] But of course, it being just a play fight and us being too close friends we forgot we were having a row and yeah started talking again during break. HAHA, RETARDED, YES?
So anyway, Aikks, Nicks, Qawi, Brandy and me went incredibly nuts during the last two periods. All because of Syed’s stinking elbow. Didja know it was called a funny bone? A funny bone! Honestly x| So yeah, I asked Qawi, why oh why in the world it was called a funny bone, and then he just pointed at his and started laughing, going all ‘See? Funny bone!’ And I just went along with it, annoying Aikks and Nicks with my ‘funny bone’. STUPID. You know how like, when people tell a joke, they nudge you with their elbow, which incidentally is their funny bone?? Hahaha, so I kept nudging Aikks going all ‘Funny bone!! Geddit? Geddit?!’ And you know how like, when a standup comedian tells a joke and when he reaches the punch line, the drums go like ‘ta-tug-tssssss’? Yeah, well me and Nicks kept annoying Aikko by going ‘ta-tug-tssssss’ after every thing she says. HAHA. Oh yes, you’ll pretty much get real ticked off if you ever sit next to me OR Nicks, so beware.
That’s about if for today, ciao then yes?
I know. Sticks aka Mina solved it. Like, in 1 minute and 45 seconds. Yeah, I know right?!? She is whoaaaa…SHE’S GOOD. No doubt. Seriously man, I screwed the cube for her and she fixed it in like less than a couple of minutes, all faces COMPLETE. I swear. I bet there’s this pattern thingy on how to solve it and that’s why she’s got it more than ten times in a row but she gotta be real smart to figure that out. Unless of course, she took apart the whole cube and stuck everything back in the right place, which was what my sister did, honestly, she took it apart (it was broken) and like, put the same colors right. STUPID. Or like, someone told her or something but if not then wow. Just wow. She’s the only person who I know could solve the damn thing, really. I ENVY HER. Oh well, some of us are only human right? Kidding.
In the lab. Again. Well anyways, it’s about ten to 8 am, just got here ‘bout 45 minutes ago. More than half my class are back in the class since they got lower than 90 for the latest test, so they’re getting a retest. Bummer. Aikks and Nicks are in there and I am alone. With a bunch of sakai Internet people. Really. They were all like, whoaaaaa free Internet for an hour! Whoaaaaa, let’s play games!! Honestly.
Anyway…it’s Saturday. Like, my favorite day of the week:] Looking forward to dismissal, honestly hope that Josh goes home late today. I’m SO bored, geez.
AIKKS IS BACK!!!! WAHEYYYY :DDD
Most of `em are back from the test. They say it was bloody easy.
NICKS IS BACK TOO!!!! YEYY!! (by nicks)
And now they’re googling themselves. ROTFLMAO. Aikks (as in, REALLY her) was the first result. Apparently she’s on Ells’ blog. HAHA. I searched myself and yeah, I’m on her blog too. Nothing showed for Nicks except this disgusting video on YouTube *shudders*. Nicks don’t wanna watch since it’s…*shudders*. I DON’T EVEN WANNA KNOW WHAT’S IT’S ABOUT. Now Aikks wanna watch some videos with Lego in em. HAHA.
‘Circle circle do dot. I think my booty’s hot’
That was from, well, Circle Circle Dot Dot. And yeah, it does mean what you think it means. They’re now googling they’re photos. Some old lady showed up on the screen for Aikks. Crazy.
About the whole class in here now. And now Aikks and Nicks are researching babies for God knows what. HONESTLY.
Dude...Exam's are in a couple of week and I haven't started studying :S MUST START STUDYING!
“..Don’t blink, don’t close your eyes and most of all, don’t apologize.
It’s me who’s got the demons to wrestle now.
There’s a patch of blue in the stormy sky, a memory of a brighter time
When everything was new and less watered down
Before the summer turns to brown.”
-Song In My Head; Sherwood.
So…I finally got my guitar fixed. Awesome, not? Cause my 4th string’s peg’s been really retarded for about a month and a half now, it actually broke off considering the fact that it’s metal. Honestly. Steel actually breaks when you twist it?! So yeah, it broke off and I had trouble trying to get the D string tuned. Yup. But anyway, I got it fixed just now at Contessa. Too bad they didn’t sell individual pegs and ye had to buy the whole set but anyway if like, the rest of the pegs break off, I’ve got a spare. YEAHH.
Now I’m trying to know how to get my guitar into Drop D and C. HOW?!
Writing this right now in Commerce class, a few minutes ago I finished I was in the lab remember? Anyway, it really gets me how tall the boys in my Commerce class are. Puberty eh? Why can’t I get the growing-really-tall-in-just-a-few-days thing instead of all this acne?! Honestly. Ohh well. Teacher just asked Brandy to jot down the cash transaction on the board (he has a thing for asking random people questions on our last topic and all so yeah) and boy, is Branden tall. :S Brynner, this ubër tall dude, says he’s all wrong and now he’s writing the answer on the board. His answer. Now teacher’s telling us to take sides, like who’s answer do we think is right and now we’re standing. Apparently, my side (Brandy’s) is right. Man, Brynner is TALL. He’s like 6 foot-something, he sits across me and I can see from the corner of my eye his huge body frame :S Anyway, teacher just left us with some work to do and now I’ve got to get back working on it. Geez. I really have to get started.
..5 minutes later.
Now he’s back. Teacher, I mean. Now I’m having trouble jotting this down since we’re NOT allowed to write while he’s explaining. And right now he’s explaining. Okay, getting back to work.
...couple o’ minutes later.
There. DONE.
14 minutes till dismissal.
14 minutes till the weekend.
14 minutes till we’re gonna go all Mission Impossible-CSI on *****, what with all the running, hiding, ducking and an impeccable desire to just get away.
Which reminds me…we need to find a new ‘getaway’ since ***** just so happens to finds us no matter where we hide. And like last time, we found this not-so-hidden spot in the parking lot next to the basketball court and yeah, ***** found us. Last week, me and Aikks hid behind this tree on the hill (our school’s on a hill with a stairway and lots of awesome old trees) and ***** still found us. So now we’ve got no choice but to keep running around the school, hiding in random places. I mean, doesn’t ***** get it? WE ARE SICK. OF *****. OF RUNNING. OF THE CONSTANT DUCKING AND HIDING AND GUILT (not me, Aikks). OF EVERYTHING THAT’S YOU. Geez.
And Nicks has gone into oldies mode. AGAIN. He kept singing Toni Braxton’s Un-Break My Heart and Cindi Lauper’s - what do ya know? - Time After Time. Really. And now he’s singin-- teacher’s talking. Being discreet here. He’s talking ‘bout how to blissfully enjoy our vacay (June). Apparently, those who fail will have to do corrections the number of points they lost. Like, someone gets 18 out of 100 (that’s plain stupid), they’re gonna have to do corrections 82 times. Bummer. Ooo gotta go-- dismissal.
-11.40 AM
I really did write that during Commerce, right after coming from the lab. Teacher Commerce was 15 minutes late though so the class went into gilaaa-crazy mode. As usual. So anyway, after dismissal me and Aikks ran over to the girl’s toilet near the Science lab. I was gonna take a photograph of the graffiti in the boy’s john but when I went it I saw it was all wiped away. Killjoy much? I was gonna post it here. Anyway, ***** caught up with us and uurrgh…you know how it goes.
We had freetime during the first two periods cause Teacher English was absent and me and Aikks played sheet, scissors, rock only it was sheet-scissors-rock and truth-or-dare. Race to five and the loser had to be either dared or asked truth-y questions. So yeah. It was mildly entertaining despite the fact I couldn’t think of any other outrageous dare than to dare Aikks to tell ***** that we’re mightily annoyed at *****. ‘Course she wouldn’t do it. Haii. So I ended up asking her questions of bout people she’s not so fond of and all that. She dared me to ask Josh why he never says my name. I told her that wasn’t exactly a ‘dare’ since it was bloody easy. But come to think of it, Josh has never called me by my name. Really. In the couple of years I’ve known him, he has never, repeat, never mentioned my name, out loud or in text.
WHY?
Josh, if you’re reading this (which you probably are since I know you’re at Netland right now, working), why do you not say my name? Haha. Geez. I have got nothing better to do but ask someone why they never says my name. What’s wrong with me? Gotta run, TV’s getting neglected. I pity it.
Oh and Sticks, if you’re reading this, I just wanna let you know that: YOU STILL HAVEN’T REPLIED ME. Whatever, just bring your guitar tomorrow yeah? Ciao. Pictures up in the next post.
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So today 3 people got expelled. Teacher Ronnie won’t tell us who though but it’s gonna leak somehow anyway. I’m not sure what they got expelled for but I think it’s about the swearing/criticizing/explicit wordings of our Math teacher. Oh, pity. Sucks to be them.
Anyway, there was a fight yesterday between this senior dude and someone in my year. Remember the graffiti thing (previous post)? The senior dude found out who did it and almost beat up the dude in my year. The dude in my year confessed to the graffiti thing and boy, was the senior pissed like hell, cause it says he sucks c*ck. And he’s one of those dudes you DON’T wanna piss off, really. He’s the erm ‘emotionally troubled’; he attempted suicide about a couple of times this year. And he’s got this look on his face that says ‘I’m gonna kill you’ and yeah, he pretty much freaks me out.
So anyway, Ronnie made them apologize to each other…everyone was so sakai about it, practically half the school was watching behind the windows tryna see if they were gonna have another fistfight. I can honestly say his face looks like he wants so badly to beat the hell out of Awi, that’s the dude in my year. Eh, whatever, that’s their problem and right now I’ve got my own.
During PE we kept running away…from *****. Our teacher was absent and like, we could whatever so we spent the whole time running away from you-know-who (well, you probably don’t know since like, I censored *****’s name from the very beginning but anyone with any sense at all would know that I’m talking about *****) and still ***** kept sticking with us thinking we’re running away from someone else. Oh, the irony.
Speaking of which, Brandy and Qawi fought again today. Mmmhmm. Honestly, what is with those two? Once second they’re laughing like retards the next they’re telling each other to screw off. Brandy pulled Qawi’s chair and he fell and sort of injured his arm and he was so pissed he spilled his drink all over Brandy. And Brandy started swearing and then they started hitting each other. I spent the next 10 minutes telling them to apologize and get over themselves. Honestly. I will never understand those two. They might as well be a couple only they’re both guys. Geez.
Alright, I’m way too exhausted right now to write about everything that happened today…I think I’m gonna go crash on my bed now.
We were on a journey to the farther ends of the universe; on the most dangerous mission man could ever dare go on, facing black holes and supernovae with the brightest stars and unimaginable places with when all of a sudden…we ran out of gas.
Yup. That’s the best intro I could think of right now for my composition about going off into space. Really. It’s quite frustrating honestly since so many, many things can happen in space :| So anyway teacher made us do this sci-fi composition about blasting off into space and he honestly thinks it’s gonna be damn easy because we’ve all watched Star Wars slash Star Trek. YEAH RIGHT. I don’t even like Star Trek, it’s way too…geeky.
We have to pass this up tomorrow or we get a zero for it. I mean I care about my marks unlike some people :| Ohh well. The composition was given a couple of weeks back but I usually wait for some last minute inspiration so yeah I’m here trying hard to think of a good storyline x[
Homer said we could include our mates in the story so I put Aikks, Nicks, Ells, Josh, Rona, Mina, Haz and one more person I forgot. So yeah. I changed everyone’s last name but I had a little trouble with Josh’s one. I couldn’t think of anything and I kept forgetting to ask him (which is part of the reason I haven’t finished the freaking thing). I eventually remembered today, thank God, and we played with all the last names we could think of…Josh Wolf (after his mom), Josh Pitt (ew), Josh Urie or Josh Wentz (AWESOME) and I mentioned Josh Hartnett and he wanted that one. Nice. HAHA x] In case you don’t know Josh Hartnett’s this actor dude. AND he wanted that name. Really :DD
We have this composition test tomorrow which we by the way have already done. Only Homer Simpson (Our BM teacher looks like him, hence the alias, only fatter and NOT yellow plus he acts like the dude too just not that stupid) lost our friggin’ test papers and is giving us a retest. SCREW. Well at least those who failed get redeemed. Eh.
Anyway school is now officially a riot. Honestly. Someone’s sprayed the boy’s toilet’s wall with words I won’t write down. A few weeks before there was a swear word sprayed across our Science lab door (go see Rcheller’s blog for photos of it, she actually took the photo even though there were teachers around who would’ve snatched her phone away if they see it) and graffiti all over the lockers and boards, I salute whoever did that. Minus the swear word part (what are they trying to teach kids?!?). Our school needs a little bit of life, really.
And then my friend told me about this dude or girl or whatever writing a lot of explicit crap about our Math teacher. Major ouch. She told me what was in the thing and hell, I can honestly say someone is freaking ass-pissed at our Math teacher. Honestly. It is wayyyyyy too explicit, Rated R kind of thing and I pity the teacher since it’s her last year here (she’s leaving somewhere in June) and she honestly doesn’t deserve to be treated that way. I mean yeah, she can be ummm a little boring at times and all but still that doesn’t mean you can go write swear words & explicit stuff about her and all that crap. Honestly. I pity the teachers sometimes ‘kno. They have to deal with crazy ass students like us when they already have too many other teacher things to worry about :|Must suck to be them.
Anyway gotta run, continue the said composition since I am stuck with a kickass intro and an empty page :|