SMILE, TOMORROW COULD BE WORSE.
Qouting Mandy, you know the pessimistic one from Grim & Evil. HAHAHA. I know right? Ells was randomly clicking the remote and it landed on Cartoon Network and Mandy was like, SMILE, TOMORROW WOULD BE WORSE in her totally pessismistic voice. That’s awesome advice. No really.
I can’t believe I saw Ells yesterday. Damn, I missed her. A LOT. I was Saint George’s yesterday and I told Ella to walk over. I practically ran across the road merely missing a car passing by when I saw her on the other side of the street. HAHA, crazy right? Well, that’s what you are when you’re about to see your bestfriend whom you haven’t seen in about, 3 months cause she moved school for stupid reasons and since then have not made much contact. AND DUDE, SHE HASN’T GROWN AT ALL. Well, either that or I’ve grown a LOT taller. She’s like, 2 or 3 inches shorter than me?
Anywayy, after almost getting hit by the car, we started screaming like crazy since we missed each other so much. REATARDED, oh yes. Then we hung out, caught up with each other in the school grounds. Joel was there and she just wouldn’t talk to him. Sad, really. We were practically blaring out the music and the teachers did NOT mind. I was like, ‘WHOA, they don’t even care if you bring your phone and blare loud music during school hours!!’ Our school so ass-strict man. Last Monday, my orange necktie got confiscated. IT’S A FREAKING NECKTIE. I mean, honestly? WHO CONFISCATES NECKTIES?!?! Gila.
So we kept having the randomest conversations, really. After an hour at Saint’s, we walked over back to her house. Her brother practically slammed the door on my face and Ells’ had to fight him to open the door. GILA. I was like so sakai when we reached the house. I kept going, ‘WHOAAA, FLAT SCREEN TVS. WHOAAA, YOUR ROOM. WHOAAA, GUITAR HERO!!!’ Stupid. And then her brother kept calling me stupid & sakai. Talk about manners huh? He’s 10 and he swears. Honestly.
We played Guitar Hero. Which I totally sucked at by the way. That’s really incredibly weird since I really do play guitar. Ells’ brother kept going DUDE YOU SUCK. WHATEVERR MAN. After half an hour we walked back to Saint since I had a practice thingy for the Talent Showdown thing on Sunday :DD
So that’s about it. I’m guessing I’m seeing her again on Thursday; Ells if you’re reading this right now, come to Saint at 1.30 on Thursday.
Damn, it was great seeing her again.
Click here for Ells’ recount of yesterday.
Labels: hanging out, people
Yeah, we having free period right now. Well no, haha actually everyone’s workin’ on their Computer Project thingy and I’m well…not. LMAO. Our BM teacher’s absent right now (thank God). Me and Aikks are sharing seats. And computers. And the keyboard. And there’s constant scrambling for the mouse. STUPID. :D Ells, see what you’re missing? HAHA. Qawi’s here beside me right now, and Brandy’s molesting him. KIDDING!!! The two are always fighting like crazy. Eeesh. But they’re like bestfriends. Unbelievable.
Qawi had a nosebleed just now :S And Brandy threw the tissue AT him. HAHA, those two idiots. And my seatmate’s writing an email to her boyfriend who was in Berlin. Yikes. Talk about LDR huh?
Ooo, gotta run. Period’s over. Later then.
-9.19 AM
***
So about the bet. I won halfway. Ohh well, it’s over, least I don’t have to go pay Aikks $10 since it wasn’t worth it anywayy. I never told you what the bet was all about, and it’s not that important anyway. All I can say is that because of that bet, I spent the whole weekend with butterflies in my gut. Yup.
-2.29 PM
Butterflies. Like I said, they’ve taken over my gut for the past few weeks now. Honestly.
We had a blackout yesterday, yepp. Almost the whole country did. Everything went off at around 4 and damn, was it hot. Eeesh. I DON’T LIKE BLACKOUTS. It’s just…HOT. Plus my phone ran out of battery. I ended up watching Poseidon on my dad’s laptop outside in the middle of the garage since the wind was blowing. Until the laptop ran out of battery. Haha. Ohh well. At least we didn’t have to stay in the house that night and wait for the lights to get back on. My parents had to go somewhere that night and I grabbed all my battery chargers and charged everything over there. HAHA yeah.
Then I kept asking God to bring the lights back on. Eventually he did, at around 10. But you know, I noticed the stars were awesomely bright last night, honest. I was just speechless to see the beauty of the sky, it was so…wow. Just wow. You should go see the stars for yourself some time you know, and I bet God gave us that blackout just so that we could appreciate the awesome beauty of the sky. Seriously.
Anyway, can you believe it? It’s Monday again. SO FAST o_o Don’t you think time goes by wayyyyyy too fast sometimes? I know I do. It’s uncanny. Gosh. But yeah, my stomach’s got butterflies in it right now. Me and Aikks had this bet and yeah if I lose I’ve got to pay her 10 bucks. Azim wants in too. It’s too easy, I am SO not gonna lose 10 bucks. I don’t even have 10 bucks which means I CAN’T lose.
Labels: deep stuff, random
Left on my teacher’s guitar. Darn. Can’t practice I’m Yours now that my capo ain’t with me. Since I have this guitar thing after school on Saturdays and since a guitar thing I HAVE to bring my guitar. But the school, annoying as it is won’t let me bring it every Saturday. I’ve brought it like, a couple of times now and well, the front office people, well, let’s just say they aren’t too happy about it. WHY?! The thing I enjoy though is that I get to use my teacher’s electric guitar, awesome XD And since we do songs with capos I brought my capo, put it on my teacher’s guitar and apparently left it there. Sigh. Ahh well, could always get Sticks to get it when she goes for her drum class. She’s awesome at it by the way. She’s like the IT. It’s like, whoa. Honestly. She should be in the dictionary you know. I can almost see it.
Mina (n) 1. The absolute best 2. The IT 3. The unbeatable 4. Also known as Sticks. Mina as in ‘Wow, they are soooo Mina.
HAHA, STUPID. But yeah, she can do almost anything. Like, ANYTHING. It’s like…damn. Haha. Ron can be in the dictionary too.
Chi (a) 1. Short 2. Small. Chi as in ‘He’s like, so…chi.
HAHAHAHA. KIDDING. Actually Ron made this up, he himself called himself shorty so like, yeah it I’m NOT being mean.
Cocky, I can be. Okay, so I tend to be a little wee bit nasty when it comes to comebacks. MY BAD. Honestly, you don’t have to get so worked up about it you know, everything I said; I WAS KIDDING, don’t you get it? And please, you don’t have to take it too damn seriously, dude, I thought we were just kidding around. And there you go, accusing me of ‘taking it too seriously’ but who’s pissed at who now?
Can’t we just talk about it? Cause you can’t keep walking away from me for ever.
Labels: deep stuff, school
Yeah, honestly, what’s the freaking difference? People go like, ‘Oh, it’s all downhill from here’ meaning it gets real easy. And then they go like, ‘It’s downhill from now’, meaning it totally sucks. It’s like, whuaaaat??
Thank God school’s picking up now. I stopped getting C’s and so far I’ve scored straight A’s so far. Usually just one tiny mistake. Grr. Oh well, at least it wasn’t as low as before right? So now I’m pretty much waiting for my latest English test results which by the way was another composition. Remember the last time we had a composition test? That ended with me telling my teacher to go screw off. Eh. I hope she’ll be more GENEROUS now (highly unlikely) and give me a NOT C. I can be cocky, sorry.
And for once this year, we aren’t drowning in homework. Seriously. Not that much to do now, just the odd bit here and there but that’s it. Praise the Lord, honestly. Oh, too bad I can’t do the rain episode for my personal experience composition, not enough words. But guess what I’m doing? Lmao. I had three things in mind, either I
1. Was on the Titanic , saw Jack and Rose doing the ‘I’m flying thing’ and survived the sinking bit.
2. Was on the Poseidon and did just about everything they did in that movie.
3. Joined American Idol and finished off 4th place.
Yeah, I chose the last one. HAHA. Titanic would be TOO long and Poseidon won’t be realistic. So yeah. I’m not much of a singer but joining American Idol was the most original thing I could think of. HAHAHA. I had to get Ells to call me and tell me everything she knew about it and I had to research the right info on it too. I ended up sleeping a t 12.30 that night. Hope it gets an A. So that’s about it on the school part.
Josh and I hang out a lot now during break. Which raises a lot of eyebrows (haha, that sounds so weird, but they use in books so yeah) and people go like, ‘Ooooh, I saw that Chels.’ And I go like, ‘Saw what??’, ‘Say you with the dude, so what’s going on?’, ‘Uh..nothing?’ Haha, honestly, nothing’s up. We’re just ordinary people doing ordinary hanging out, so umm don’t get the wrong impression yeah? I do admit, I love hanging out with the dude, he’s fun and everything. But yeah, that’s about it.
He is by far the subtlest person I know, or ever will know. Honestly, he is so…SUBTLE. It’s like, whoa. Unlike other people I know, including me. We’re like, so exaggerated. For example, when someone falls down the stairs or something that’s not falling down the stairs but still hurts, and someone asks what just happened, we say either ‘I THINK SOMEONE JUST KILLED HIMSELF’ or ‘OMG, I THINK SOMEONE'S DEAD’ or like, ‘SOMEONE DIED!!!!!’ or maybe ‘ANOTHER SUICIDE ATTEMPT GONE WRONG’. Stupid. Yet, incredibly funny. I bet if you ask Josh what happened, he’s simply go like, ‘oh, I think someone just fell down the stairs’. HAHAHA, see what I mean? So subtle. I find it really awesome and like you know, wow. Just, wow.
Imagine if everyone was subtle. FUNNY. Or maybe too exaggerated?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, YE ARSE.
Kidding.
Quit being so gay yeah?
Kidding again.
HAHA, is this the best birthday greeting or what?
Anywayy, happy birthday to your sad self
And there’s only one thing I wanna ask you:
HOW’D YOU GET SO BLOODY TALL?!?!
It’s Brandy’s birthday today. Okay, so his name isn’t Brandy, it’s short for Branden. It’s just that Branden is such a drag to say and eventually we started calling him Brandy and so did all the teachers. HAHA. And he’s bloody tall for someone his age, honest. We totally embarrassed him today; we sang that totally overrated Happy Birthday song and his face was SO RED. Awwww, Branden. HAHAHA. Even though everyone usually pisses off/teases him, we love him :] HAHA. When something incredibly stupid happens in class, teacher’d go like, ‘WHO DID THAT?!’ and the whole class would go like, ‘BRANDEN. AIYO, THIS BRANDEN AHH.’ Hahahahahaha, but he knows we’re kidding so he doesn’t mind. Just today, somebody threw a pen hard at his head. OW. And Nicks was like, Happy Birthday! LMAO. And they framed him something stupid again today going like, ‘HAIIIII, THIS BIRTHDAY BOY AHH.’ And they also tease him for being gay or for liking Aikko or something. NEITHER IS TRUE, OF COURSE. I think. Ahh well, once a Brandy, always a Brandy. That ding dong.
I am currently faced with this stupid dilemma: Should I delete my Friendster or not?
I mean I haven’t opened it in like, a month now, and I am TOO lazy to go do it. Plus my comments are piling up, people waiting for like, replies and stuff but I am too lazy out of my ass to go log in and do something about it. Honestly. It’s getting rather jaded, know. Aikks is damned bored with hers too. And it’s not like I ever got anything good outta it. Connection? Go online, like, du-uh. And besides, I’ve got this blog to maintain, and that's enough for me.
Labels: random
What do you get when you put the unveiling of a lame ass school name, getting class photos without any damn freestyle shots, someone breaking their zipper leaving their underwear in full view and macabre assemblies? You get a typical Monday at SMSS High. Oh yeah.
Honestly, I love Mondays. Only today I didn’t get blissfully blissful high time. Won’t be back for a couple more days. Eh. I’m losing it though, my awfully blissful happy time. I’m sorry; I’ve been typing nonsense for the past two lines there, my bad. I won’t explain though, so go screw yourself. Which reminds of this really weird phrase:
NONE OF US VIRGINS…LIFE HAS SCREWED US ALL UP.
Haha. I AGREE.
The highlight of today was the class photo thing, the funeral/assembly and the awfully hilarious episode, where a mate broke his zipper. Awfully childish, yet HILARIOUS.
Stupid effing school won’t let us do free style poses, and why the hell not?! Our school gets lamer and lamer by the day. It gets worse; they just changed the name of the bloody school to bloody SMSS. I DO NOT LIKE IT. And just about 99.9999% of the student population agrees with me. BLEUUCCH. Honestly, you don’t even wanna know what it stands for. Seri Muda Mulia whatnotty crap. We sound like a bunch of bloody sardines :SSSS Here’s a future conversation between an outsider and an SMSSian.
Outsider dude: So where do you study?
SMSS dude: Oh, at SMSS.
Outsider dude: Where??
SMSS dude: SMSS, ya know, the ex PDS?
Outsider dude: Huh.
SMSS dude: Wanna know what it stands for? Seri Muda Lalalalalalalalalalawhatnottsoundingsodamnold School.
Outsider dude: *Looks at the SMSS guy weird* Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight. That’s the best you people can actually think of? Yeah, LATER. *Walks away in a hurry*
Although some people would be too darn polite to say that out loud but yeah. Then again who knows, it could actually have some awesome yet unknown meaning in the already awful name. They mentioned the new name today during assembly. Which sounded like a funeral. Here are a few words that describe today’s assembly:
Miserable
Gloomy
Sullen
Woeful
Miserable
Melancholy
Desolate
Down
And yeah, miserable.
Honestly. The assembly today was so miserable, it was like someone died. or something just as sad. People were actually asking who died. Damn. Even the clouds showed their emotions. It was damn dark and the clouds were all over the place. The faces were all frowning and macabre. Just those scary circus clowns, the really desolate ones. I have no idea why but everyone was so damn pessimistic. The teachers were pissed and the students were down and out. WHY? The only thing reason I could think of was that the whole school shared my misery which was HIGHLY UNLIKELY. Not that I was actually miserable and pessimistic but I sort of felt a little dead inside due to reasons I will not write down so yeah. It looked like a damn funeral.
Nicks got pissed today :S He started throwing things around. I think it was because of Isaac, the show off he is. He’s been getting on Nico’s nerves for how long now and I guess after the toilet incident he just blew off. Can’t blame him. Isaac can be rather…rash. He keeps ratting on and on about this girl he’s been chasing for about-- 9 months now. :S All I could say to him was: IS SHE WORTH THE WAIT?
So about the zipper thing. Damn hilarious. So it wasn’t that funny but Brandy, Aikks and Nicks made stupid jokes and a huge deal about someone breaking his damn zipper. I practically couldn’t stop laughing for like, half an hour, and teacher got bloody pissed. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ROTFLMAO. The guy (he told me not to mention his name in my blog-- I respect that), had to like, cover his crotch with his bag and books till dismissal. Every time I see him covering his downstairs I burst out in awkward laughter. HAHAHA. I think he tried to sit down with his legs wide open against the chair and the zip just popped open. AWKWARD. HAHAHA. He kept covering his thing, and so I thought he broke his privates. I was like, OMG, YOU BROKE IT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? But then he thought I was talking about his zip so he said yeah he did and until someone told me it was his zip, I was scrunching at the thought of someone breaking their ding dongs :S NASTY. Boys will be boys eh?
If that was Monday, then Tuesday will be a lot more retarded, I swear. Oh, school can so damn fun when you’re not looking.
Labels: school
WARNING: PHOTOS IN HERE ARE STUPIDER THAN YOU THINK.
Meet Chelsea and Aikko. The craziest bestfriends you’d ever know.
So we were like, ACTION DAMMIT.
That is an ice cream cone and NOT what you think.
WHATEVER SIMON; Noriega remake.
She sings with the hairbrush.
Authentic Ray Bans baby.
What do you see?
yeah. no, I don't get this one.
It was sorta loose and yeah, fell off her face while she posed. HAHA.
I was caught in a damn hilarious pose here. Well, we both were :S
I just wanted to put this in since Aikks looked good innit. HAHA.
O_O
And the glasses fall off again.
And pops up the little brother.
Damn fun, no really.
She almost got whacked by the guitar by the way.
Ya know what they say; PARTEYY LIKE A ROCKSTARR.
TO BE CONTINUED.
In case you didn’t know, our poses weren’t on purposely made to look stolen. We were REALLY doing it and the camera took 4 shots with one click so we were caught in really stupid yet awesome poses. I had to remove some, TOO explicit. Oh how we get cornier by the minute.
Labels: people, photographs, random
WHO COULD DENY THESE BUTERFLIES?
THEY’RE FILLING MY GUT.
That’s what you get when you let your heart win.
So just stay where I can see you.
Please don’t mind what I’m trying to say, cause I, I’m being honest.
Labels: deep stuff
Naz tips over a bottle of green paint all over the bedroom floor. Chels screams bloody murder, Naz shouts hysterically, getting green smudges all over the bottom of her pants. Aikks rolls on the floor laughing her arse off.
Note to self: DO NOT MAKE PROJECTS TOO DAMN BIG IT CAN’T FIT INTO THE CAR.
JOY.
Finally finished the project, haha damn. Naz and Aikks came over again and yeah, it rocked :PP Nico couldn’t come; transport issue, but yeah, he missed out on everything. We kinda panicked when Nicks couldn’t come cause he was like, our connection with Naz since they are SO CLOSE in class, so we prayed, prayed, prayed there won’t be any awkward, awkward silences with her. HAHAHA. But then everything was cooo. We talked about really, REALLY RANDOM crap, I kid you not. Then we played ‘Would/Who’d you rather?’. That was HILARIOUS. Would you rather ***** or *****? and we’d go like, EWWW, NO, NEITHER, SERIOUSLY :S hahahahahaha LMAO.
And Aikko sleeps, leaving us to everything. HAHAThen we started talking `bout Dory yaknow from Nemo (RANDOM EH?), voiced by Ellen De Generes by the way, and Aikks went like, is she tomboy? And Naz was like, YEAH, SHE’S LESBIAN. And my jaw drops. LITERALLY. I was like, WHOAAAAAAAAAA, SIIICK. And didja know Queen Latifah was also lesbo? SHOIIITE, EFFING SHOITE MAN. And Aikks went all, WHAT’S GOING ON WITH THE WORLD?!? And then Naz told us about this British guy who grew boobs and I told them about this guy who’s expecting :S GAGS, PUKES.
And then we were like, whoaaa.
I honestly love Naz's shirt, it's so 'GNARLEHH'.
THE MONKEYY!
Can you at least pretend you see him?
weird shot of me. 
down the hill.
I couldn't resist putting this one in cause Aikks had a stupid pose, HAHAHA.
and this too since Naz was there.
the sun was sorta blindin’ us. 
After a couple of hours we finally finished the proj and chilled for a bit. Then we jammed for a bit, good times, good times; and NAZ HAS AN AWESOMELY AWESOME VOICE, NO KIDDING. She should be like, in American Idol or something, haha yeah. Then we went out for some ice cream, we walked, kind of, to the nearest place that had ice cream, and Naz got picked up there. We hitched a ride with her back to the house since it ‘was soooooooooooo far from home’. Aikks and I met Naz’s dad, he was FUN. LMAO. Naz told us earlier he was really silly, and she calls him ‘FADAHHH’ and he calls her ‘DOTAHHH’. HAHAHAH SCHTOOPIT RIGHT? But incredibly, sweet for a father and daughter :] He fooled around with us in the car (it’s NOT creepy), and man, my dad would never do that. HAHA.
ice cream anyone?
So anyway, Naz dropped us off and left. Me and Aikks went back to my room and we went BALLISTIC with the camera. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, the photos were EFFING HILARIOUS, WE COULDN’T STOP LAUGHING, since it was set on the mode where like, you click once and you get four shots simultaneously and we were caught in really, REALLY STUID/HILARIOUS poses. Look out for ‘The Ballad of Chelsea and Aikko’. Ohh, whoever knew Science projects could be so awkwardly fun??
Random question: If there's a hole straight through the earth, from the South Pole to the North Pole, and you jump through it what would happen? Would you keep falling forever, or fall back down when you get to the middle, or is it physically impossible?
Labels: people, photographs, school
One of the many bloody awesome songs of Boys Like Girls. It’s called On Top of the World and the lyrics are beautiful and, and-- I can’t exactly find the words to explain. It’s really good, that’s all I can say. Beautiful song right there. I've always imagined the top of the world to be me and someone on the top of a Ferris Wheel, with front seat view of the city skylines && fireworks and this song playing. Ohh, the beauty.
“..Look up, the stars are fading
And I am still here waiting
To see you again
Be with you my friend
When the moon is gone forever
I hope you're up there somewhere
I'll see you again
Be with you my friend
'Cause all the roads they lead to where you are
And all the streetlights shine like they were stars
That's where you are
Let's spend tonight on top of the world
And we can do anything,
We can be anything
I'll meet you tonight on top of the world
As real as it seems,
You're only in my dreams.
Look out across the water
Faces of lonely daughters and mothers who care
But just can't be there
Swear that I will see you someday
I have to find a way
To show you I care
Even if you're not there
So I'm following the road to where you are
The streetlights they will guide me to the stars
That's where you are
My heart is empty without you
Sometimes you don't know what you do
And I need you tonight
I'll fall asleep and it's alright
Close my eyes and I'll be by your side
Let's spend tonight on top of the world
As real as it seems,
You're only in my dreams.”
If you wanna check out the real thing click this. It’s the acoustic though, but still as awesome if not better.
Labels: deep stuff