Today, I walked in on my teacher taking a piss (I couldn’t think of a better way to start this entry). My male teacher. And I am completely traumatized. I mean, he didn’t close the door for heaven’s sake and how was I supposed to know?! And no, I didn’t see anything, THANK GOD. It kinda went like this:


I open the toilet door and see the teacher peeing.

Me: Oh, shoot, aaarrrrrrrrrrrrggghhhh! *literally screaming my head off*
Teacher: Oh my God, I’m sorry, I’m sorry!
Me: AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGHHH! *slams the door shut*
The other teacher: What happened?!
Me: He. Was. Peeing.
The other teacher: DID YOU SEE IT?
Me: NO! THANK GOD! HE WAS STANDING, DUH!


Yep. Thank God that guys piss standing up. If not then...shudders. But after that we burst into laughter for like 5 minutes straight. Including the offending teacher. HAHA. Still..it was not something I’d like to happen again. Like, ever. And why do I always walk in on people peeing? Especially guys? Geez. Do I have this sign on my head that says ‘It’s okay to pee in my presence, don’t be shy’? For goodness sake.

So anyway, I got kicked out The Understatement yesterday. Oh, that’s right, you have no bloody idea what the hell that is. It’s my so-called band, for which I’m the rhythmist & part time lead guitarist. That is, until yesterday. The vocalist/bassist kicked me out. Pfft. Like that even bothers me, I honestly couldn’t care less, GOOD LUCK FINDING YOUR OWN RHYTIMIST! =.=

Apparently, I got kicked out because I couldn’t make it to ONE (just ONE) jamming session (I chose to go out with my mates, it was on the same day, plus I planned this earlier than the practice). Bloody hell, it was only ONE. And it’s not like that’s gonna be our ONE & ONLY session and I simply CANNOT miss it. And he had the nerve to say “some people, they put their self enjoyment after the band”. I can honestly say that I am so glad I’m not like ‘some people’. Yeah. He even asked me who I was commited to more? My band or my friends. Right. Who kicks people out of the band for that silly reason? Like Mary J said, “Don’t give a crap about these people, they’re not worth it.”

Some people will never understand my genius.

Oh, guess who I saw today? None other than Benjamin, remember him guys? The annoying dude from the 6th grade who moved to St Andrew’s? Apparently, he takes drums at Neo & his class just so happened to take place after mine. Here’s how the how-do-you-do conversation went:


Me, packing up my stuff, Benjamin walks through the door.

Benjamin: Hello Chelsea. *in this sinister-like voice, actually he was always sinister-like, evil mastermind-like*
Me: *all shocked* Oh my God. It’s you. You’re here. What are you doing here? What the—


Yeah, I suppose I could’ve said something nicer. Haha. Oh well, I was pretty surprised and it has been a while since I last saw the dude.

Well, I gotta run now, my room looks like a storm’s just finished ransacking through it. Really, there are clothes everywhere, bags scattered over here, shoes strewn across the floor and lots and lots of other junk everywhere else. Gosh. I seriously need to clean this up and get ready for rehearsals at 6. =.=

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