SCENE I
CHILDHOOD BUDDIES?
So Isaac butts into my face in the computer lab and of course, I tell him to get away.
Isaac: So is this how you treat you childhood friend?!
Me: Childhood friend?
Isaac: Yeah, like, I’ve known you since kindergarten.
Me: *with this more than skeptical look on my face* We were separated in the fourth grade!
Isaac: I went to your first ever birthday party.
Me: *even more skeptical* I had a first ever birthday party and you were invited?
SCENE II
HITLER
Someone I know got stung by a jellyfish recently, and what’s so amazing is that the jellyfish caught him right on the left wrist, leaving sting marks, thus making him look like some apathetic suicidal emo. And of course, I was shocked (you have no idea), till his brother told me the cuts were actually jellyfish stings. You should’ve seen my face; I was all WHAT THE--?!? So anyway, I told Aikks and she was all skeptical about and wasn’t at all convinced by the jellyfish reason (She thinks there’s some kind of conspiracy here, =.=) . She thinks he is emo and all I can say is what the hell.
Me: For the last time, he is NOT emo (frustrated). Go ask Josh, (looks at Josh), those were jellyfish stings right?
Josh: Yeah (equally frustrated).
Aikks: Yeah right, he’s probably emo and he’s too shy to admit it.
Me: Pfft. Whatever, it’s jellyfish stings and I am done trying to convince you.
Aikks: You know who else got jellyfish stings and they look like emo cuts?
Me: ?
Aikks: DORY.
Me: o.o She’s emo now just because she got stung?
Aikks: Yeah and dude, emo suits him.
Me: WHAT?!? NO. Emo does NOT suit him, gahhh. (picture me staging a protest)
Aikks: He has a moustache. (that’s just about the stupidest reason)
Me: =.= Just because a person has a moustache doesn’t mean they’re emo. If that were true then Hitler was emo.
Sticks: HE’S NOT EMO, HE’S HOMO.
If you've heard of Hitler’s love affairs then you’d get the gist.
SCENE III
STEWARDESSES
So this was the day I got back to school after my holiday and my mates and I were talkin’ about the stewardesses on planes.
Me: I don’t know why some of them look all pissed.
Qawi: Yeah, I know right. But some are nice, they smile. A LOT.
Afif: I like them, the women are hot.
Me: Haha, mini skirts, high heels, yeah I get it. Some of them have got heavy accents though. Nicks what do you think bout the stewardesses?
Nicks: (with this really bored look on his face) I don’t like prostitutes.
=.= Yeah, my apologies, but their clothes are skimpy.
SCENE IV
IT’S A NO BRAINER
Josh: Did you know that we only use 10% of our brain?
Me: Yeah, I read that somewhere.
Josh: Just imagine what we could use the other 90% for huh?
Me: Yeah, I know right? Hey, Aikks, did ya hear that? We only use 10% of our brains. Although in your case it’s 5%.
Aikks:*in a confused voice* Whuaaat?