Walk up to random people and ask them, very seriously, "Do you know the muffin man?"
Which is what Aikks and I did in school last weekend. Only in German:
Chels: Tun sie wussen das Muffin Man?
Aikks: Ya, er es auf Drury Lane.
Insane, ya ya. And in turn, we got really weird looks from people, and judging by the looks on their face they were thinking ‘who are you people?!’. Yeah. Welcome to my world.
Only I’m not sure if those were the exact words though since I direct translated everything from a mate’s German dictionary. And whenever I asked people in English, they’d flat out say no. Pfft. Or they’d go ‘who?!’. Only Naz replied properly, saying ‘yeah, he lives on Drury Lane’ enthusiastically. Oh, the things me and Aikks get into. Aikks and I, I mean. This is what happens when you take too many headbangs :PP
Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think."
Go up the down escalator. (Classic favorite)
Disagree strongly with everything anybody says.
Call every girl you know "dude".
Ask people what gender they are.
Announce when you're going to the bathroom. (To the dismay of teachers)
Answer every question with another question. As soon as one of you says a statement instead of a question, shout "I win!". (Gets em really ticked off, works every time)
I do all that too, much to the dismay of people around me, so sue me. Especially the escalator thing. Me and Rona always race up the DOWN escalator (with people, mostly harassed tourists) after a buffet on Sundays at the Empire. I’m quite surprised my appendix is still intact. Haha, honestly.
Oh, what has happened to the youth of our day?