Scenario one
Girls kicking and screaming in the corridors.
Alister: WHO’S PREGNANT?!
Me (confused): Err, no one?
Alister: Great, let’s keep that way.
Me: RIIGHT.
Screaming continues.
Potato: Okay my mates are telling me someone is pregnant.
Me: …I think someone’s trying to get pregnant.
Potato: Huh.
SCENARIO TWO
Me, Josh and Haz going on about movies.
Me: Dude, I cried in Poseidon, it was SO freaking sad.
Josh: My sister cried when Aslan died.
Me: No way. He died?!
Josh: Well, yeah, but he came back to life anyway.
Me: Oh. Right.
Josh: She also cried when King Kong fell off the tower and died.
Me: Whoaaaa. Well, why the hell did he climb the freaking Empire States anyway?!
Haz: Yeah, and he was like, getting shot and he still wouldn’t freaking go down.
Me: I know right?! I mean come on, why the top of a damn building?! Geez.
Haz: Oh well, you know monkeys.
Me (laughing): True. Ah well, t’was beauty that killed the beast.
SCENARIO THREE
Chels sees a caricature on Sticks’ file.
Chels: What’s that? *Grabs the drawing*
Sticks: My favorite Marvel hero.
Chels: Oooh Robin?
Sticks: Nightwing.
Chels: Right. Thought it was Robin.
Hanee: I thought it was Robin Padilla.
Chels: *Lost* Riiight. I don’t even know who he is.
Sticks: Me neither.
Chels and Sticks run out of the class with Hanee going ‘Now you do!’.
SCENARIO FOUR
Chels see a car going up a hill in the right direction in the WRONG position. She nudges Aikks and Aikks sees it too.
Chels: Dude, what the hell is he trying to do?!?!?!
Aikks: WHAT THE-- HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
Chels: He’s going up in the wrong position, what the hell?!?!?!?!?!?!
Aikks: Retard.
Chels: HAHAHAHAHA.
Aikks: Teacher Husaini will like, totally kill that dude.
Chels: I know right?
Chels and Aikks laugh hysterically till the car disappears.
SCENARIO FIVE
Chels see a car going up a hill in the right direction in the WRONG position. She nudges Aikks and Aikks sees it too.
Chels: Dude, what the hell is he trying to do?!?!?!
Aikks: WHAT THE-- HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
Chels: He’s going up in the wrong position, what the hell?!?!?!?!?!?!
Aikks: Retard.
Chels: HAHAHAHAHA.
Aikks: Teacher Husaini will like, totally kill that dude.
Chels: I know right?
Chels and Aikks laugh hysterically till the car disappears.
Arian: This school is SO weird.
Me: Huh. Right.
Arian: One day they’re weird and the next…
Me: They’re not?
Arian: No…just weirder.
Haha, I know right? I suck at quoting down stuff but anyway here they are. These were just conversations from the past week that got stuck in my head. I don’t know bout ‘chu they made me laugh. LMAO.